{"product_id":"desk-fan-blows-punchkins-novelty-plush","title":"Desk Fan - Blows | Punchkins | Novelty Plush","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product info detailed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product data items\" role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"data item content\" id=\"description\" role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product attribute description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"value\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product info detailed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product data items\" role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"data item content\" id=\"description\" role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product attribute description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"value\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThis guy is not a fan. Of anything. Not of your Monday morning attitude, not of your questionable decisions, not of the general state of things — none of it. The Desk Fan Punchkin knows that life is not always easy-breezy, and when things go sideways, he is the first to throw up his blades and declare that yes, this absolutely blows. That magnificently annoyed expression, those outstretched blades radiating barely contained irritation, and that wonderfully soft squeezable body that is fan-tastically satisfying to hold — especially when you agree with his assessment of the situation completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for the easily irritated, the chronically done with everything, the person who keeps a running list of things that blow, or anyone who simply appreciates a plushie with an extremely strong opinion and the facial expression to back it up entirely. An outrageously good desk companion, a brilliant gift for the coworker who is having a week, and proof that sometimes the most comforting thing in the world is a soft little object that completely validates your feelings about everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesign: Grumpy desk fan plushie with outstretched blades and deeply annoyed expression\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: 14.75 x 8.75 x 17.75cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWeight: 200 grams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBrand: Punchkins — novelty plush with the best one-liners in the business\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSurface wash only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSuitable for ages 3 years+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Warmies","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48154598473780,"sku":"PU-FABL1","price":24.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/4700\/2420\/files\/PU-FABL1.webp?v=1786676354","url":"https:\/\/littlepawsplushies.com\/products\/desk-fan-blows-punchkins-novelty-plush","provider":"Little Paws Plushies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}