{"product_id":"fries-before-guys-fries-punchkins-novelty-plush","title":"\"Fries Before Guys\" Fries | Punchkins | Novelty Plush","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product info detailed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product data items\" role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"data item content\" id=\"description\" role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product attribute description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"value\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product info detailed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product data items\" role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"data item content\" id=\"description\" role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product attribute description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"value\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eFries before guys — a life philosophy, a personal manifesto and a deeply held truth that this Plush Fries Punchkin embodies completely and without reservation. Guys come and go. Carbs are forever. That gorgeous plush fries in a beautifully detailed golden sleeve, those perfectly golden and wonderfully squidgy individual fries that are simply made for squeezing in moments of stress or celebration, that weighted bottom sitting upright with the quiet confidence of someone who has their priorities completely sorted, and the kind of soft premium finish that makes this feel significantly better in your hands than an actual serving of fries which is saying something because actual fries are extraordinary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for the girl's girl, the one who always chooses a night in with snacks over anything remotely inconvenient, the person who has elevated their relationship with carbs to something deeply meaningful and entirely correct, or anyone who simply knows that the most reliable thing in their life has always been and will always be a good potato. A brilliant Galentine's gift, birthday gift, breakup care package, or just-because gift for anyone who lives by this philosophy and deserves to be celebrated for it. Salty, golden and completely committed to the bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesign: Plush fries in a sleeve with weighted bottom and embroidered punchline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: 20 x 5 x 15cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWeight: 210 grams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBrand: Punchkins — novelty plush with the best one-liners in the business\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSurface wash only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSuitable for ages 3 years+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Punchkins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48155141865524,"sku":"PU-FRIE2","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/4700\/2420\/files\/Fries_Before_Guys_Fries_Punchkins_Novelty_Plush.png?v=1786705527","url":"https:\/\/littlepawsplushies.com\/products\/fries-before-guys-fries-punchkins-novelty-plush","provider":"Little Paws Plushies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}