{"product_id":"gluten-hates-me-bread-punchkins-novelty-plush","title":"\"Gluten Hates Me\" - Bread | Punchkins | Novelty Plush","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product info detailed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product data items\" role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"data item content\" id=\"description\" role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product attribute description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"value\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product info detailed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product data items\" role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"data item content\" id=\"description\" role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product attribute description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"value\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eGluten hates me. And honestly? The feeling is mutual. This Bread Plush Punchkin is the most relatable plushie we stock for anyone who has ever looked at a beautiful sourdough loaf and felt nothing but betrayal. That gorgeous golden plush bread loaf with beautifully detailed texture, that weighted bottom sitting upright with the resigned dignity of someone who has made their peace with the situation, that ultra-smooth premium finish, and that embroidered punchline that every coeliac, gluten-intolerant, and gluten-sensitive person in the world will immediately and deeply understand. Does gluten got you tootin'? You knead this. You really, really knead this.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for the coeliac who finds humour in their diagnosis, the gluten-intolerant friend who watches everyone else eat the bread basket with barely concealed grief, the person who has had a complicated relationship with a dinner roll and lost, or anyone who simply knows that the universe is fundamentally unfair and bread is the evidence. A brilliantly funny and deeply validating gift for anyone navigating a gluten-free life — a little loaf-shaped acknowledgement that yes, this is hard and yes, it is also kind of funny. Soft, squishy and 100% gluten-free to hold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesign: Plush bread loaf with weighted bottom, premium smooth finish and embroidered punchline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: 15 x 15 x 20cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWeight: 210 grams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBrand: Punchkins — novelty plush with the best one-liners in the business\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSurface wash only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSuitable for ages 3 years+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Punchkins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48155155300404,"sku":"PU-GLUT1","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/4700\/2420\/files\/Gluten_Hates_Me_-_Bread_Punchkins_Novelty_Plush.webp?v=1786705357","url":"https:\/\/littlepawsplushies.com\/products\/gluten-hates-me-bread-punchkins-novelty-plush","provider":"Little Paws Plushies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}