{"product_id":"thats-how-i-roll-toilet-paper-punchkins-novelty-plush","title":"\"That's How I Roll\" Toilet Paper | Punchkins | Novelty Plush","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"product info detailed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product data items\" role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"data item content\" id=\"description\" role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product attribute description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"value\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product info detailed\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product data items\" role=\"tablist\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"data item content\" id=\"description\" role=\"tabpanel\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"product attribute description\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"value\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"_chunkWrapper_yu34g_39\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThat's how I roll. A statement of identity. A declaration of character. A life philosophy delivered with complete confidence by a plush toilet paper roll, and honestly, it is one of the most profound things we stock. This Toilet Paper Punchkin sits upright with that weighted bottom energy of someone who knows exactly who they are and has zero interest in being anything else, that ultra-smooth premium plush finish, and that embroidered punchline delivered with precisely the right amount of attitude — which is, as always with Punchkins, exactly the right amount.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal\" dir=\"ltr\"\u003ePerfect for the person who moves through life entirely on their own terms, the one who has a very clear sense of who they are and how they do things, or anyone who simply needs a soft and squishy reminder that their way of doing things is perfectly valid and completely their own. Also, the greatest white elephant gift, grab bag gift, bathroom novelty gift, housewarming gift or just-because gift for anyone in your life who appreciates a brilliant pun delivered with complete and total confidence. An icon. A legend. That's how it rolls.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\" class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3 print:block print:space-y-1\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDesign: Plush toilet paper roll with weighted bottom, premium smooth finish and embroidered \"That's How I Roll\" punchline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSize: 13 x 12 x 16cm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eWeight: 180 grams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eBrand: Punchkins — novelty plush with the best one-liners in the business\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSurface wash only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSuitable for ages 3 years+\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Punchkins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48154904199220,"sku":"PU-TPRO1","price":25.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0621\/4700\/2420\/files\/That_s_How_I_Roll_Toilet_Paper_Punchkins_Novelty_Plush.webp?v=1786707104","url":"https:\/\/littlepawsplushies.com\/products\/thats-how-i-roll-toilet-paper-punchkins-novelty-plush","provider":"Little Paws Plushies","version":"1.0","type":"link"}