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A plush toy shaped like a french fries container, with yellow textured top resembling fried fries, a pink body, embroidered face, and black feet. The front reads 'FRIES BEFORE GUYS' and has a visible 'puncktins' tag on the side.
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"Fries Before Guys" Fries | Punchkins | Novelty Plush

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Description

Fries before guys — a life philosophy, a personal manifesto and a deeply held truth that this Plush Fries Punchkin embodies completely and without reservation. Guys come and go. Carbs are forever. That gorgeous plush fries in a beautifully detailed golden sleeve, those perfectly golden and wonderfully squidgy individual fries that are simply made for squeezing in moments of stress or celebration, that weighted bottom sitting upright with the quiet confidence of someone who has their priorities completely sorted, and the kind of soft premium finish that makes this feel significantly better in your hands than an actual serving of fries which is saying something because actual fries are extraordinary.

Perfect for the girl's girl, the one who always chooses a night in with snacks over anything remotely inconvenient, the person who has elevated their relationship with carbs to something deeply meaningful and entirely correct, or anyone who simply knows that the most reliable thing in their life has always been and will always be a good potato. A brilliant Galentine's gift, birthday gift, breakup care package, or just-because gift for anyone who lives by this philosophy and deserves to be celebrated for it. Salty, golden and completely committed to the bit.

  • Design: Plush fries in a sleeve with weighted bottom and embroidered punchline
  • Size: 20 x 5 x 15cm
  • Weight: 210 grams
  • Brand: Punchkins — novelty plush with the best one-liners in the business
  • Surface wash only
  • Suitable for ages 3 years+

We ship from Adelaide, South Australia with love. We aim for orders to be processed within 1-3 business days.

Australia

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International
We ship to most countries internationally. Shipping times vary by destination and carrier.

Please note: international orders may be subject to import duties or taxes charged by your country's customs authority. These charges are the responsibility of the recipient and are not included in your order total.

  • UK orders under £135 are duty-free
  • USA orders — tariffs are calculated and charged at checkout

Returns & Exchanges

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Change of mind returns

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Items must be in their original packaging and in the same condition as received. Please email hello@littlepawsplushies.com to begin your return.

Please note:

  • Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer
  • Original shipping fees are non-refundable
  • Refunds or exchanges are processed once we receive the returned item

International returns

International customers are responsible for all return shipping costs. Please note that if a parcel is returned to us due to unpaid customs duties or taxes, we will refund the product cost only — original shipping fees are non-refundable.

Faulty or damaged items

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Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is an Emotional Support Stuffed Animal (ESSA)?

An Emotional Support Stuffed Animal is a plushie that provides genuine comfort, emotional regulation and sensory support for neurodivergent children and adults, anxious kids and anyone who needs something soft to hold onto. Our ESSAs come with optional vests and accessories that signal their important role. Similar to how an assistance dog wears a vest. They are for anyone carrying big feelings, of any age.

2. What size accessories fit this plushie?

Every product page includes a sizing guide in the description with direct links to the right size vest, boots, clothing and collar and leash for that specific plushie. Check the Accessory Size Guide section above. If you are still unsure, email us at hello@littlepawsplushies.com and we will help you choose.

3. Do you ship internationally?

Yes — we ship internationally to most countries from Adelaide, South Australia. Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your order's weight. Please note that international orders may be subject to import duties or taxes charged by your country. UK orders under £135 are duty-free. USA tariffs are charged at checkout. We are unable to ship to Russia or Ukraine.

4. What is your returns policy?

We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be in their original packaging and in the same condition as received. Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer and original shipping fees are non-refundable. If your item arrives faulty or damaged, we will cover all return shipping costs. Email hello@littlepawsplushies.com to begin a return.

5. How do I wash my plushie?

Most plushies in our range are surface wash only — wipe gently with a damp cloth and allow to air dry. Do not machine wash or immerse in water. Warmies should never be immersed in water — surface clean only with a lightly damp cloth. Check the product description for specific care instructions for your plushie.

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