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A plush cushion shaped like a slice of sad bread with embroidered eyes, tears, and the text 'GLUTEN HATES ME' on a white background.
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A plush cushion shaped like a slice of sad bread with embroidered eyes, tears, and the text 'GLUTEN HATES ME' on a white background.

"Gluten Hates Me" - Bread | Punchkins | Novelty Plush

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Description

Gluten hates me. And honestly? The feeling is mutual. This Bread Plush Punchkin is the most relatable plushie we stock for anyone who has ever looked at a beautiful sourdough loaf and felt nothing but betrayal. That gorgeous golden plush bread loaf with beautifully detailed texture, that weighted bottom sitting upright with the resigned dignity of someone who has made their peace with the situation, that ultra-smooth premium finish, and that embroidered punchline that every coeliac, gluten-intolerant, and gluten-sensitive person in the world will immediately and deeply understand. Does gluten got you tootin'? You knead this. You really, really knead this.

Perfect for the coeliac who finds humour in their diagnosis, the gluten-intolerant friend who watches everyone else eat the bread basket with barely concealed grief, the person who has had a complicated relationship with a dinner roll and lost, or anyone who simply knows that the universe is fundamentally unfair and bread is the evidence. A brilliantly funny and deeply validating gift for anyone navigating a gluten-free life — a little loaf-shaped acknowledgement that yes, this is hard and yes, it is also kind of funny. Soft, squishy and 100% gluten-free to hold.

  • Design: Plush bread loaf with weighted bottom, premium smooth finish and embroidered punchline
  • Size: 15 x 15 x 20cm
  • Weight: 210 grams
  • Brand: Punchkins — novelty plush with the best one-liners in the business
  • Surface wash only
  • Suitable for ages 3 years+

We ship from Adelaide, South Australia with love. We aim for orders to be processed within 1-3 business days.

Australia

  • Standard shipping — 2-6 business days
  • Express shipping — 1-3 business days

Metro areas are generally faster. Regional and remote locations may take a little longer.

International
We ship to most countries internationally. Shipping times vary by destination and carrier.

Please note: international orders may be subject to import duties or taxes charged by your country's customs authority. These charges are the responsibility of the recipient and are not included in your order total.

  • UK orders under £135 are duty-free
  • USA orders — tariffs are calculated and charged at checkout

Returns & Exchanges

We want you to love your Little Paws order. If something isn't right, we are here to help.

Change of mind returns

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Items must be in their original packaging and in the same condition as received. Please email hello@littlepawsplushies.com to begin your return.

Please note:

  • Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer
  • Original shipping fees are non-refundable
  • Refunds or exchanges are processed once we receive the returned item

International returns

International customers are responsible for all return shipping costs. Please note that if a parcel is returned to us due to unpaid customs duties or taxes, we will refund the product cost only — original shipping fees are non-refundable.

Faulty or damaged items

Please email us hello@littlepawsplushies.com

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is an Emotional Support Stuffed Animal (ESSA)?

An Emotional Support Stuffed Animal is a plushie that provides genuine comfort, emotional regulation and sensory support for neurodivergent children and adults, anxious kids and anyone who needs something soft to hold onto. Our ESSAs come with optional vests and accessories that signal their important role. Similar to how an assistance dog wears a vest. They are for anyone carrying big feelings, of any age.

2. What size accessories fit this plushie?

Every product page includes a sizing guide in the description with direct links to the right size vest, boots, clothing and collar and leash for that specific plushie. Check the Accessory Size Guide section above. If you are still unsure, email us at hello@littlepawsplushies.com and we will help you choose.

3. Do you ship internationally?

Yes — we ship internationally to most countries from Adelaide, South Australia. Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your order's weight. Please note that international orders may be subject to import duties or taxes charged by your country. UK orders under £135 are duty-free. USA tariffs are charged at checkout. We are unable to ship to Russia or Ukraine.

4. What is your returns policy?

We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be in their original packaging and in the same condition as received. Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer and original shipping fees are non-refundable. If your item arrives faulty or damaged, we will cover all return shipping costs. Email hello@littlepawsplushies.com to begin a return.

5. How do I wash my plushie?

Most plushies in our range are surface wash only — wipe gently with a damp cloth and allow to air dry. Do not machine wash or immerse in water. Warmies should never be immersed in water — surface clean only with a lightly damp cloth. Check the product description for specific care instructions for your plushie.

More questions? See our full FAQ

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