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I Like My Men Fictional - Plush Book | Punchkins | Bag Charm

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Description

I like my men fictional. This Spicy Romance Book Bag Charm from Punchkins is for the reader who has done the research, weighed up the options and arrived at a completely reasonable conclusion — fictional men are simply better. They listen. They have devastating backstories that explain their behaviour. They say exactly the right thing at the exact right moment. They exist precisely at the intersection of emotionally available and dangerously brooding. You will only find them on BookTok. This charm has the flirty expression of a book that knows exactly what it contains and has absolutely no regrets about any of it, those irresistibly dangly legs swinging from the bag with supreme spicy romance reader confidence, and that A Spicy Romance spine that announces this reader's preference to the entire world without a moment of hesitation. Clip her onto any tote, purse, handbag or backpack and let the world know.

Perfect for the spicy romance reader, the BookTok devotee, the one whose FYP is perfectly calibrated to her extremely specific literary tastes, or anyone who has simply decided that fictional men are the standard and reality can take notes. A brilliant gift for the most romantically well-read and unapologetically spice-forward reader in your life. She is the most relatable bag charm we stock, and she absolutely knows it.

  • Design: Miniature plush book with flirty expression, dangly legs and A Spicy Romance spine — with clip attachment
  • Size: 8.5 x 6 x 21cm
  • Weight: 100 grams
  • Brand: Punchkins — novelty plush with the best one-liners in the business
  • Clips onto any bag, tote, backpack or purse
  • Suitable for ages 18 years+

We ship from Adelaide, South Australia with love. We aim for orders to be processed within 1-3 business days.

Australia

  • Standard shipping — 2-6 business days
  • Express shipping — 1-3 business days

Metro areas are generally faster. Regional and remote locations may take a little longer.

International
We ship to most countries internationally. Shipping times vary by destination and carrier.

Please note: international orders may be subject to import duties or taxes charged by your country's customs authority. These charges are the responsibility of the recipient and are not included in your order total.

  • UK orders under £135 are duty-free
  • USA orders — tariffs are calculated and charged at checkout

Returns & Exchanges

We want you to love your Little Paws order. If something isn't right, we are here to help.

Change of mind returns

We accept returns within 30 days of delivery. Items must be in their original packaging and in the same condition as received. Please email hello@littlepawsplushies.com to begin your return.

Please note:

  • Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer
  • Original shipping fees are non-refundable
  • Refunds or exchanges are processed once we receive the returned item

International returns

International customers are responsible for all return shipping costs. Please note that if a parcel is returned to us due to unpaid customs duties or taxes, we will refund the product cost only — original shipping fees are non-refundable.

Faulty or damaged items

Please email us hello@littlepawsplushies.com

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is an Emotional Support Stuffed Animal (ESSA)?

An Emotional Support Stuffed Animal is a plushie that provides genuine comfort, emotional regulation and sensory support for neurodivergent children and adults, anxious kids and anyone who needs something soft to hold onto. Our ESSAs come with optional vests and accessories that signal their important role. Similar to how an assistance dog wears a vest. They are for anyone carrying big feelings, of any age.

2. What size accessories fit this plushie?

Every product page includes a sizing guide in the description with direct links to the right size vest, boots, clothing and collar and leash for that specific plushie. Check the Accessory Size Guide section above. If you are still unsure, email us at hello@littlepawsplushies.com and we will help you choose.

3. Do you ship internationally?

Yes — we ship internationally to most countries from Adelaide, South Australia. Shipping is calculated at checkout based on your order's weight. Please note that international orders may be subject to import duties or taxes charged by your country. UK orders under £135 are duty-free. USA tariffs are charged at checkout. We are unable to ship to Russia or Ukraine.

4. What is your returns policy?

We accept returns and exchanges within 30 days of delivery. Items must be in their original packaging and in the same condition as received. Return shipping costs are the responsibility of the customer and original shipping fees are non-refundable. If your item arrives faulty or damaged, we will cover all return shipping costs. Email hello@littlepawsplushies.com to begin a return.

5. How do I wash my plushie?

Most plushies in our range are surface wash only — wipe gently with a damp cloth and allow to air dry. Do not machine wash or immerse in water. Warmies should never be immersed in water — surface clean only with a lightly damp cloth. Check the product description for specific care instructions for your plushie.

More questions? See our full FAQ

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