I like my true crimes solved. Cold cases are not his thing. This True Crime Book Punchkin has consumed so much true crime content — every podcast, every documentary, every deep-dive Reddit thread at 2am — that he is, at this point, practically a detective. He knows the importance of luminol at a crime scene. He knows the truth is in the blood spatter. And he knows — he has always known — that the husband probably did it. That magnificently determined expression of someone who has done the research and arrived at a very clear conclusion, that beautifully detailed blue cover that radiates the focused energy of someone who is not letting this one go cold, and a spine that states the position clearly and without ambiguity: The Husband Did It.
Perfect for the true crime obsessive, the podcast devotee who has listened to every episode of every series and is still hungry for more, the amateur detective who has a theory about everything and the research to back it up, or anyone whose idea of a relaxing evening involves a serial killer documentary and a very comfortable blanket. A brilliant gift for any true crime buff — the perfect addition to any bookshelf, home office or forensic investigation command centre. He is on the case. He will not rest until it is solved.
- Design: Plush book with "I Like My True Crimes Solved" cover, determined expression and The Husband Did It spine
- Size: approximately 14.6 x 19.8cm
- Weight: 200 grams
- Brand: Punchkins — novelty plush with the best one-liners in the business
- Surface wash only
- Suitable for ages 3 years+